Yo Mamma Joke Teller app for iPhone and iPad

A collection of the best "yo mamma" jokes out there, said by a professional, animated disser! Yo mamma will not be the same after hearing these. Hear him say 20 yo mamma jokes across 4 different categories:

DUMB
Yo mammas so dumb, she tries to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mammas so dumb, she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind.
Yo mammas so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mammas so dumb, when she hears its chilly outside, she gets a bowl.
Yo mammas so dumb, she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

FAT
Yo mammas so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up.
Yo mammas so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo mammas so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time please!"
Yo mammas so fat, when she goes to the beach, shes the only one that gets a tan.
Yo mammas so fat, whenever she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.

UGLY
Yo mammas so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
Yo mammas so ugly, they have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mammas so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she tries to take a bath, the water jumps out!
Yo mammas so ugly, your daddy takes her to his work so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.

OLD
Yo mammas so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mammas so old, when she was in school there was no History class.
Yo mammas so old, her birth certificate says "Expired".
Yo mammas so old, when she farts, dust comes out.
Yo mammas so old, when she was growing up, rainbows were in black and white.